spoopy-miakitty:

chauvinistsushi:

glumshoe:

Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

children create their own magic

After I saw Monsters, Inc I decided it made sense that because they had to go through the doors, if my closet door was open it wouldn’t work, so I left it cracked open every night.

Weirdly enough I’d always had a lot of nightmares before that and after not so much so yeah, shout out to the monsters.