The dream: I am a glamorous 1940s film star. My man is an eccentric and obsessive director. He makes films to showcase me. We get called before HUAC. I sail through their questioning. He screams and calls them fascists and gets blacklisted. We move to Europe. We make weird experimental films through the sixties. I start directing. We come back to America in the seventies. I win an Oscar as a formal sign of forgiveness. My memoirs are not ghostwritten. NARS names a lipstick after me. I die over the age of 100, having lived long enough to sue Ryan Murphy.