men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame
no offense but none of yall know how to drive huh..if someone behind you is going faster you move over and let them pass..slower traffic keep right
i’m already going twenty miles over the speed limit myself like i certainly ain’t in the wrong lane and we’re both already breaking all applicable standards and laws so you can fuck right off with your rolling midlife crisis and pass me on the right… adios
in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:
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