publicschoolstories:

I’m not in high school anymore, but my junior and senior years, I had this English teacher. He was fun and hilarious but he had one rule. Don’t sleep in class. So on the first day he told us, don’t sleep in class or he will come up to your desk and bang a rubber mallet on the underside of it to wake you up.
I fell asleep once. Only once. I sat in a desk by the teacher’s. I just liked it better cuz my eyes are terrible. I fell asleep, and I got this weird feeling like something was wrong, like ‘i left a candle burning’ wrong. So I opened my eyes and made direct eye contact with the teacher, who was about to hit my desk. His eyes got real big and to this day, he is still the only teacher I’ve ever heard say, “what the f*ck” in class.