fallsgravity:

baby: mm-ma-mm

mother: Mamma?

baby: mmmmMongols have invaded China. “We’ve invaded China.” Said the Mongols. “Please respect us or we might invade you as well.” “Okay.” Said Japan. So the Mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado. But they tried again and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese, but then died in a tornado. Then the emperor overthrows the shogunate, then the shogunate overthrows him back and moves to Kyoto and makes a new shogunate and the emperor can still dress like an emperor if he wants that’s fine.