Jokes that people always forget when talking about the History Of Japan video:

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– Knock Knock, get the door, its religion

– And they made some reforms like: Making the goverment govern more, and make the goverment more like china´s goverment wich is a goverment that governs more

– CORRECTION: rich people hired samurai, poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai

– So the mongols came over, ready to fight and then died in a tornado. So they tried again, and then had a good time fighting eachother for a while and then died in a tornado

– And then everyone voted SO HARD that the palace caught on fire and burnt down

– and you know what else is western?? thats right! its CONQUERING STUFF

– So they make the railroad guarded my a SHIT TON of soldiers, and when they finished it they downgraded it to a FUCK TON OF SOLDIERS (did we just say downgraded not upgraded?)

– then japan and britain made an alliance to be a little bit less scared of russia

– So you know what that means, duh: JAPAN S H O U L D GET THE ISLANDS!

– THE L E A G U E OF NATIONS!!!!!! (whose mission statement is to try to not to take over the world)

– POST WAR ECONOMIC M I R A C L E ! ! ! !