yungmethuselah:

*Male internal monologue voice* Attractive woman, edgy short haircut, alternative, no doubt kinda freaky. There’s an intriguing air about this one. The way she stands. The body language. The interlocking Venus symbols muscle top tells me she’s into astrology, Sailor Moon, some sorta girl power stuff, whatever. Hippie armpits? Hm. Free love is cool, lol, and she’s gonna be impressed by my bong collection. Excellent. Anyway, I’m going to go impose myself, can’t wait to get laid.