han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can’t roll above a four at any given time
why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave
Han: “Uh, we’re fine… Uh, how are you?”
DM: …
DM: Roll Deception.
Han: You know what, fuck it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we’re about to have company!
this is my favorite addition to this post.
