lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

If we do open it we could find

• The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
• Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
• An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

A few things

• Egyptian Archaeologists are planning on opening it, and are saying it’s very unlikely to be Alexander the Great. However, them finding such an old sarcophagus does suggest that we still might find it within our lifetime! 
• I should not have put Pharaoh, as it is equally unlikely to be a king. However it’s almost certainly a high ranking member of nobility or some other highly important and rich figure from the Ptolemaic period
• the combination of the popularity of this post, my username containing “lesbian”, and possible the fact that the phrase “giant black” was used means im getting a shit ton of pornbots on this post. 
• ancient unspeakable evil is still on the table