lesbianshadowcat:

you walk into trader joes and are greeted by the most beautiful most jacked man youve ever seen. hes put a this is what a feminist looks like button on his apron and he his hair tied in a low ponytail. you genuinely only came here to buy greek yoghurt like you ran out in sweatpants and everything but he has the enthsiasm of a golden retriever and you just cant refuse when he pushes like 7 different types of cranberry granola into your arms. you leave the trader joes in a confused but pleasant daze that follows you through the rest of your week but also you have spent 80 dollars

that man was thor