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Ok, no more reblogging

Ok so to preface this, the only reason I know this off the bat is because I worked at a PC repair shop in high school.

These are the “meet’n’fuck” porn flash games which were for a while very widely re-uploaded on other websites and the mere sight of that art style provokes a fight or flight instinct in me. Odds are if you played this game on a 3rd party sight somewhere it would try to download a virus of some sort to your computer. These things totalled more windows XP Machines than nation-state hackers did to government computers back when (and currently) they use(d) them.

It wouldn’t always be a malicious virus either. Most of the time it just fucked with your mouse or your resolution periodically or something. But no matter what kind of fucking virus it was, it always made itself as difficult as possible to remove. I saw mouse lockers with code twice as complicated performing stack injections so that it could cut/paste itself somewhere else wherever it’s current file location was accessed by any other programs.

I hate these games with a passion. They’re the horniest Trojan horse I’ve ever seen. Bad dragon should name a horse dildo after them. These games meant nothing but agony hunting down some stupid program with some fucking asinine trick up it’s sleeve so I could get this horny teenagers mouse to stop changing skins or reversing inputs on movement.