mamapluto:

jadedfalling:

Modern Monopoly (the boardgame)

Has spaces for amazon, nestle, comcast, etc. Chance cards say things like, “Net Neutrality is dead. All players must pay 30$ to person who owns the Verizon space on next roll to advance, or skip one turn. If no one owns verizon, pay bank.” Or “you got laid off! Proceed back 20 spaces and pay bills for wherever you land.” Or “you just got caught with a joint. Proceed to mass incarceration. Skip three turns or pay bail of $1000 dollars upon next turn.” Or “your friend just bought you lunch, and you are invigorated! Advance 3 spaces and collect 5$ dollars extra when you next pass go!”

The game starts with everyone rolling the dice and then getting their starting cash in numerical order. So if you roll a 1 you get the most money and a property card, if you roll a 6 you get 50$ and skip the first turn.

“Congrats! You were born a privileged white guy! Multiply all positive things by 7 and pay only 30% of all fees. You never go to jail for weed.”