Holy shit. I dropped my Alexa on the ground and it broke. And a tiny woman crawled out thanking me for her freedom. She said she was going to go return to her forest home.
All mine did was break and then glow angrily at me.
You, sir, have angered it
It’s because I was trying to figure out why people kept asking her to play Despacito.
It’s really so very sad.
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