susiephone:
- “my god i hope his wife’s dead.”
- when cher arrives and all you see is her high-heeled foot stepping down but you just KNOW
- for that matter when her helicopter shows up and everyone is like “what’s that sound?” and everyone in the audience is like
- the old greek lady ripping sam’s fuckboi ass a new one and him being like “yeah ok fair enough”
- W A T E R L O O
- “i don’t even care if you’re not rich”
- harry falling into the ocean while tied to a chair
- “you fancy him” “wrong! i LOVE him, and i want to have his babies–”
- donna and bill dancing on the boat
- THE RETURN OF STICK LADY
- “this isn’t my boat i just wanted to impress you”
- “she’s missing her man” “which one?”
- harry and bill doing the titanic pose
- donna getting chased by a goat
- everyone’s costumes during super trouper
- “i would die for her” “yeah but you don’t HAVE to–”
- the fact that sky is barely in this movie
- bill’s terrible body double
- the ferry worker who just roasts everyone for 25 years (what a great life tbh)
- THE POST CREDITS SCENE
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