Me, teaching the floral class:
“So this flower is called solidago, but we’ve also called it golden aster, goldenrod, and wild mustard- so you could call it just about anything. You could call it ‘Bob’ and be okay.”
Class laughs.
“So you’re gonna take Bob here and cut him-”
I read this while working on a flower shop au how dare you
You’re welcome- now you have authentic dialogue for your fiction.
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