theatrejew:

fox-in-the-wheat:

manintolerant:

personsonable:

sexhaver:

what the fuck is this article

my mind is tearing itself apart at the Freudian symbolism at play here

Identity… condiments

Here’s the article but honestly I wouldn’t read it unless you want an ulcer. Summary: baby boomer mother complains that millennials aren’t interested enough in white people food. (I’m not exaggerating that last part, the Big Point in the article is that mayonnaise is culinary Greatest Generation Americana)

though (somehow) probably not even the worst part of the article, this uh. what the fuck.