a few months ago my gynecologist told me that she was on call for the birth of the baby gorilla at the zoo. i still think about that every goddamn day, because:
- the zoo either doesn’t have a vet who can deliver a gorilla baby, or they do but they have a human gynecologist on standby Just In Case
- the zoo asked my gynecologist if she could deliver a gorilla baby at a moment’s notice and she said “hell yeah”
- my gynecologist For Humans thought it was perfectly normal small talk to mention that she dabbles in ape vag from time to time
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