dc comics au where kryptonite is like catnip to superman so instead of harming him it just makes him super high
#lex still thinks its his weakness because he avoids it#he shoves a fucking space weed rock at clark#and clark just fckin. ‘god youree not that great a dude but thank you#fuckin inhale rock (@catwithafluffingkeyboard)
superman keeps pretending it’s his weakness because he knows lex is gonna keep developing dank ass kryptonite strains to make it stronger on the guise that it might kill him easier. little does he know he’s become superman’s drug dealer
@ DC comics hire me
superman: (gets stabbed w/ kyptonite shards)
superman: oh god im gonna be tripping balls tonight
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