botanyshitposts:

botanyshitposts:

current Botany Horror Stories that im sloooooowwly writing but oscillating heavily between (in order from most to least worked on):

-Strange Lichen Species With An Archaea Symbiont Instead Of A Cyanobacteria Symbiont Emerges From The Sea On An Alaskan Shore Following The Dissaperance Of Sea Ice, Begins Terrorizing Local Small Town

-Disgraced Mycology Grad Student Is Contacted By Fungus Diety, Uses Newfound Fungal Powers To Murder In It’s Name And Evade The Subsequent FBI Investigation

-Botanists In Mexico Unearth Seeds Of Lost Maize Landrace, Corporations Are Fast To Breed It Into Commercial Varieties, Iowa USDA Officers Soon Discover It Survives By Killing And Eating Large Animals Under Stress Conditions, Entire Midwest Now Invaded By Predator Corn

-Group Of Poachers In Borneo Stumble Across An Undiscovered Nepenthes Species, Attempt To Poach Them, Plants Fight Back

@bogleech are you running the creepypasta cookoff again this year by chance???