coexpress:

my sister was sad because she thought the only reason i liked her cheesecake so much was because i was stoned as fuck when i ate it so to prove her wrong (because it was great fucking cheesecake) i ate the OTHER HALF in its entirety while maintaining (for the most part) sober eye contact with her and she finally was like “ok i get it stop looking at me…” mission accomplished love your cheesecake sis