this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute
“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”
“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”
“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”
“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”
“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”
“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”
“actually, reverse racism does exist.”
“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”
“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”
“niggers.”
THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE
WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY
MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.
What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!
I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod
good plot twist
What? Like it’s hard?
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