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i want a turn in the dark sarcophagus

Mom said it’s my turn in the dark sarcophagus

What if said sarcophagus is not only black and spooky, but filled with mysterious red goop people want to drink?

https://www.sciencealert.com/now-people-want-to-drink-the-ancient-juice-from-inside-that-mysterious-black-2-000-year-old-sarcophagus-egypt-petition

why do you think i want a turn

That’s not a sarcophagus it’s a supersized Egyptian Blast Capri Sun™️

I cannot believe you said this and i considered it appropriate to reblog