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Another humans are weird idea

I read two hours worth of aliens interacting with humans and all the humans can explain the situation somehow. Why we do things, why we don’t do things. Why we react in a certain way,etc. 

I have no idea if this already exists but here’s my idea: What if the human has no idea what is going on with the other human? Or how to explain, repair things because it’s not related to their workspace. 

“HumanSusan, why does HumanThomas stab himself with this thin obect?” (Needle)

“He probably suffers from diabetes.”

“What is diabetes?”

“It’s the lack of a certain protein in the human body which we need to function properly. He needs to inject insulin otherwise he will die. But it’s a common porblam so you don’t have to worry about it.”

“Could you explain this further?”

“I can’t.”

“Why not?”

“I’m a mechanic not a doctor. If you want to know how the human body works go an talk to a human doctor. They’ve studied that shit for years.”

or

“HumanJack. Am I correct that you are a scientist?”

“Given the fact that I work in the labor I would say yes. Why?”

“Could you spare some time and explain how it’s possible that two human with blue eyes have a child with brown eyes?” 

“Look….. I am a physics scientist. I can build you a laser in no time. I can use the formula for mass time acceleration if I have to but don’t waste your time with asking me about the human body. I hated biology my entire life and will hate it untill I die…………….. Also I’m pretty sure that this is not how genetics work.”

or

“What happened?”

“Some wires inside the computer braised.”

“Can you fix it, HumanTed?”

“I’m a nurse not a electrician.”