the extent of my exposure to french is when i lived with three french guys for like 6 months and every day they tried to get me to figure out how to say my r’s in my throat instead of my nose and i never could and me just trying to say “syrup” in french was top comedy for them
oh and also the french name for freckles literally translates into like “spots of the red” or “stains of the red hair” or w/e which i found really cute and charming
oh and ALSO there we enough of us that we went through a box of wine every night at dinner with one glass each and when it emptied one of them would take the bag out and inflate it and bop it around the dinner table like a beach ball.