hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

I asked my brother to stop playing Fortnite and to go to bed because it was late and we need to get up early tomorrow. He told me to go away and leave him alone

Normally I’d have yelled at him but the parenting book I’m reading about troubled teens says I need to not do that, so instead I turned on every wifi-connected device in the house and started streaming about ten videos and downloading 30 new podcasts and now he’s screaming at the screen

“DUDE I DON’T KNOW WHY MY INTERNET IS ACTING LIKE THIS?? WHAT’S HAPPENING” parenting is happening