pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

LIFE LESSONS FROM OH STARS

gregorypeck:

Katharine Hepburn: You’ve been lucky enough to be given a life, haven’t you? Well, do it justice.

Spencer Tracy: Live your life under your own terms. Who cares what other people think?

Bette Davis: Want a future? Go get it, bitch.

Lucille Ball: There’s something wonderful waiting for you out there. Have a little patience.

Desi Arnaz: Don’t judge a book by its cover. Even Cuban books can end up being TV legends.

Joan Crawford: What goes around comes around. And makes sure to bite you in the ass.

Fred Astaire: Being extraordinary does not mean you can be arrogant.

Audrey Hepburn: Let love fuel you. Always.

James Stewart: Yes, darling. Keep your feet on the ground.

Lauren Bacall: You can survive anything. Be proud of that.

Humphrey Bogart: You’ll always have a chance to redeem yourself.

Julie Andrews: There’s never too much you in you.

Marilyn Monroe: Everything has a price.

Frank Sinatra: Ask before you assume. It may ruin your life.

Ava Gardner: Is it real? Good. Is it fake? Bullshit. Be yourself before you regret it.

Vivien Leigh: Despite anything, keep looking up.

Cary Grant: When people need you, be there. Someday, you might need them too.

Elizabeth Taylor: Live intensely.

marigoldwitch:

alicetookadrink:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 – gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 – gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 – gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 – gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

*opens 4 new tabs*

the cat litter one makes little noises after you click it and it’s so cute.

sartorialadventure:

cestriankiwi:

josef-tribbiani:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

The native Maori people of New Zealand have tattooed their faces for centuries. They had a complex warrior culture before the arrival of Europeans, and suffered under early colonialism, but have experienced a cultural revival since the 60′s. 

The marks are called moko, and are etched with chisels instead of needles to leave grooves along with the ink. The true form is sacred, unique to each person, and distinct from European tattoos that mimic that traditional style.

There arent many pictures non combat related that look this badass

Actually most
Tā moko are done with modern tattoo equipment these days, but some people get them done the traditional way. And, as others have said, they’re not for Non-
Māori, as they have specific meanings and significance. If you want a tattoo with Māori

style, you can get a
kirituhi. These avoid any designs associated with particular tribes or famous people you’re not related to.

Kirituhi is a Māori style tattoo either made by a non-Māori tattooer, or made for a non-Māori wearer. Kirituhi has mana of it’s own and is a design telling the unique story of the wearer in the visual language of Māori art and design. Kiri means ‘skin’, and tuhi means ‘to write, draw, record, adorn or decorate with painting’.

Kirituhi is not restricted to only Māori people, and it is a way for Māori to share our cultural arts with people from around the world in a respectful manner, and for non-Māori artists to enjoy our beautiful art form as well. I happily do kirituhi for my clients around the world and it is a privilege to do such work for them.

Kirituhi is no lesser an artform than moko, however it is different and I believe these differences must be acknowledged and respected, so that the integrity of our taonga Māori – moko, is maintained around the world.

Moko is uniquely Māori and it is strictly reserved to be done by Māori, for Māori.

If either the recipient or tattooer do not have Māori whakapapa, then the resulting design is a Māori Style tattoo or kirituhi, NOT moko. The word moko originated from the Māori atua (god) of volcanic activity and earthquakes, Rūaumoko – therefore the origin of tā moko is divine and sacred – to me this is no small thing, nor should it be dismissed.

As my mentor once told me, ‘moko is about 99% culture, and 1% tattoo’.

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punkartwastaken:

surprisebitch:

rhysiare:

ramsinamsicle:

killmongersgurl:

killmongersgurl:

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killmongersgurl:

this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

“niggers.”

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!

I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod

good plot twist

What? Like it’s hard?

art-of-a-velociraptor:

roboticreplication:

reclriot:

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

and god forbid you get Aware again in the middle of your combo because your brain will try to take over and it will do a shit job of it