marigoldwitch:

alicetookadrink:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 – gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 – gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 – gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 – gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

*opens 4 new tabs*

the cat litter one makes little noises after you click it and it’s so cute.

jnlmonroe:

kasaron:

thottavius-rex:

tilthat:

TIL a man in Nebraska is breeding red cows and sending them to Israel in hopes of a pure red heifer being born there; such an event will allegedly prompt Jews to build a Third Temple, which fundamentalist Christians believe will usher in Jesus’ Second Coming.

via reddit.com

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

Neat.

When you get sick of the world not ending so you decide to take matters into your own hands.

afro-elf:

americans, months ago: hey we just discovered that local news stations are actually being turned into state sponsored propaganda tools with terrorist alert desks and biased information about the fascist president which would influence public perception of him for those who trust their local stations. and we’d love to see more international news but apparently we’re not even getting accurate reports from our own backyards so for a lot of us common everyday folk we have to go out of our way to get news that’s not us-centric AND accurate

y’all, for some inexplicable reason: why don’t y’all know everything that’s happening everywhere else always? you must not care, that’s the only reason

mymetaphorwasdrawnfrombees:

mamapluto:

lovettleaveit:

willowtree06:

dontbeanassbutt:

Y’all should be paying attention to the midterms.

running for a senate seat in Texas is the zodaic killer himself ted cruz and new comer to the senate beto o rourke.

now lemme tell you about my man

Beto O’ Rourke

he’s a democrat, something texas desperately needs. He:

also notable: unlike cruz, beto would not have voted to confirm kavanaugh.

beto being elected would be huge for texas. as someone from there, lemme tell you, he’s someone the state sorely needs. texas is in desperate need of a democrat and Beto is our best bet. in recent polls, cruz was shown to be ahead, but not by much. cruz. cannot. win.

there are ways you can help! if you live in Texas, you can sign up to volunteer. you can volunteer to do things such as send texts, emails, knock on doors. typical campaign stuff.

if you don’t live in Texas, you can donate. you don’t have to live in the state to donate. donating is one of the best ways you can support him because it funds his campaign! as mentioned above, he doesn’t take PAC money. he is 100% grassroots campaign, funded by people, for people.

i’m going to reiterate this. any us citizen* can donate. any. doesn’t matter where you live in the united states. so, I urge. if you don’t live in texas, donate. the average donation amount is $35, but any amount will help.

*if you don’t live in the united states/aren’t a citizen, legally you cannot donate. i don’t make the rules guys.

if you can’t donate, please reblog this so others can see it. people can’t vote in midterms if they don’t know who their nominees are.

this midterm election is crucial. getting Beto into the senate is crucial. reblog or donate!

Donate Donate Donate

Man I’m not even from Texas but I love this guy!!!

Also?! Is a babe

Seriously! I’m no longer in Texas, but this guy had my vote. Every vote especially counts in Texas, where it’s so fucking huge.

I LOVE BETO. Fellow Texans, you really should vote for him. He is a good guy and would be good for us.

senorita-stucky:

shanology:

touchyourblood:

smiledawson:

michacl:

how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street

Read this
Read it again and again

Applies to actors, athletes, and other famous people as well.

Just because you’ve been fantasizing about them forever doesn’t mean that in their eyes, you’re anything more than a very creepy stranger sexually harassing them 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^