coldpapernightmare:

imtotallystoked:

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

this is some next level whiteness

hdfg4g7ybhfdb

Hey good news, she went into labor in the middle of the night apparently and never made it out to sea

God was like “ Ive got to save your baby from your own stupid bullshit”

tiny-septic-box-sam:

archangeltama:

thefoggygolem:

crazinessofauto:

mrclassyclass:

The Cosplayer was wearing a gas mask, helmet, armour and bullet belt. He was also carrying a New Republic of California flag.
People thought he had a bomb strapped to his back but it turned out to be several Pringles cans painted silver.

Police were hiding in bushes and behind their cars with long guns drawn. Happened in Grande Prairie, Alberta. (April 14, 2017)

A reminder to all you cosplayers out there: be careful how you dress when in the general public. Not everyone is savvy to semi-obscure characters/designs.

This, a thousand times this.

Take your mask off, bag your props, and move with people.

Every post apocalyptic cosplay group needs a Safety Naruto. The Safety Naruto will signal to ordinary people that yes this is indeed a costume.

The concept of a Safety Naruto is fucking hilarious

Just like a buddy system except it’s a bunch of people with prop guns or bombs are each assigned a Naruto

weavemama:

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE’S DAY!!!!

thezeldageek:

vorchagirl:

sweetiepie08:

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

I feel called out.

if you roll off the bottom of your bed at just the right angle you can clip through the floor straight into the shower saving precious time

artifuls:

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip
-everything men tell you is a lie
-store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand
-pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones
-don’t lie to your doctor
-seriously don’t
-at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life
-you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one)
-you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time
-people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude
-never underestimate the power of new underwear