Bees are Bros
Month: October 2018
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3, 10, and 35 for the wholesome asks pls~
3. rant. just do it
I HATE WHITE CHOCOLATE. it’s not real chocolate. it’s the bastard of the confection family. fuck white chocolate.
10. name a dog
I already named Gus so now I name my best friend @bornunderabachsign‘s dog Nelly!!!
35. what does home mean to you?
you know that phrase “home is where the heart is”? that. its cliche, but i think it’s true. home is where the heart is. home is where you can 100% let your barriers down and just be you.
this radiates such chill chaos
if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this
hey I live near here and I can 100% tell everyone that I once thought it was so strange most people did not know what alien jerky is
Wholesome Asks: 1-20
Being naked is the #1 most sustainable option. We’re #2″
wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard
“Polar bears love boiling to death actually. I saw one eating literal garbage the other day, they love it.”
Me, a sensible boy: They’re fictional characters and don’t actually have feelings, they’re programmed to love you and you can always see them again.
My caveman brain: YOU’VE BONDED WITH THEM.
what the hell
I have a feeling this is very specifically aimed at poor kids of colour, but I’m also just in general pissed at how hateful people are to older kids trick or treating. Seriously, what does it fucking matter?!
A fine or jail time? Seriously, the fuck?
How to tell time back in the medieval ages
love-the-weirdo-in-the-closet:
The Rise of Netflix Competitors Has Pushed Consumers Back Toward Piracy
You know, it’s almost like that was the fucking problem in the first place you stupid bastards
the absolute need for every online video platform to become just like cable tv despite the fact their success comes from not being like cable tv is just overwhelming
Netflix: Alright guys, we have a fantastic model going! Piracy is down, subscriptions are up, everyone’s making money with these contracts for your show’s streaming rights, and viewers are getting a ton of great content they enjoy. Everybody wins!
Morons: But what if we had our own streaming service just for our content?
Netflix: …I mean in-theory that would work at first, but if everyone’s content was suddenly 100% exclusive and you have to get a dozen subscriptions to a dozen proprietary streaming services just to watch three shows, that defeats a lot of the val–
Morons: And we could charge more than Netflix and Hulu too! We could make even more money!
Netflix: Well at a certain point you’re going to start charging more than people are willing to pay and you’ll start losing more money than you’ll gain. We’ve been doing this since 1997 so we have a pretty good idea of–
Morons: *create streaming sites for every single fucking studio that all charge more money than their content is worth, saturating the market with too many options, almost all of which have too little content to justify their price*
Consumers: Yeah fuck this
Morons: I knew streaming was a dead-end. It never could’ve worked
Netflix: But we were making money! It was working before you fuckers killed the goose laying golden eggs!
Morons: Yeah, but when we wanted more money, it stopped working, and we’re too good at business to make bad decisions, so clearly it was streaming itself that wasn’t working. It’s not our fault the goose couldn’t keep laying eggs after we ate it!
Netflix: What the fuck is wrong with you people
Everything is wrong with people
The free market?? Sabotaging itself??? More likely than you’d think