Wholesome Asks

rarepvssy:

  1. who’s your celebrity crush?
  2. are you single or taken?
  3. rant. just do it
  4. do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?
  5. how many accounts do you have?
  6. how many pairs of shoes do you have?
  7. opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)
  8. how many accounts do you follow?
  9. favorite brand of clothing?
  10. name a dog
  11. what unusual talent do you have?
  12. what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?
  13. ever prank called a store?
  14. what’s your coffee order?
  15. what’s a question do you constantly get asked?
  16. if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?
  17. google the top song from the year you were born
  18. rant about your favorite musician
  19. what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?
  20. describe your blog in 3-5 words
  21. what’s a conspiracy you believe in?
  22. if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?
  23. if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?
  24. can you dance? sing?
  25. what’s something you can’t stop buying?
  26. crowds or small groups?
  27. how long before a trip do you pack?
  28. what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?
  29. what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?
  30. if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?
  31. you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?
  32. how old do you get mistaken for?
  33. what do you think about a lot
  34. do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?
  35. what does home mean to you?
  36. what do you think you’d be arrested for?
  37. have you ever been called down to the principals office?
  38. post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted
  39. describe your aesthetic
  40. answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation

genquerdeer:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

scribefindegil:

scribefindegil:

an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are

“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk  *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”

I aspire to this level of Extra

“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”

“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”

doubletrouble7997:

toomuchlamenotenoughbears:

catzgba:

taintmotel:

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

get fucking rekt OP

Ok, but to be fair, every time I hear Patrick Warburton, I know who he is, but I’m still like, “oh, it’s the Kronk guy!”

aintnosintobefinallyclean:

october-rosehip:

love-geofffree:

cutehaywood:

the straights are at it again

Reblog if you are a greedy gay hoarding refracted light all for your greedy gay self

I totally am, but also: I have a story. The time: 1995. The place: a small liberal arts college. We decided to participate in “denim day” which was a widespread event wherein on National Coming Out Day, you would wear denim to indicate SUPPORT FOR the LGBT community. Our support group made posters that were very, very clear about this. Wearing denim did not mean that you were coming out, it meant you supported anyone around you who might.

I have never seen so many suits and khakis IN MY LIFE. People who accidentally wore jeans went home and changed.

The community took it as a rebuke. We drew in closer to eachother, and felt unwelcome everywhere we thought we had friends before.

And I had people later tell me “You know I support you, just… I didn’t want anyone to think I was.” First off, I DON’T know you support me. Not if you refuse to, for one day, change nothing about your life to show it. Second off… why is that such a terrifying thought to you?

I remember before rainbows were a “gay thing”. They were everywhere. Church walls next to arks. School walls next to sunshine faces. People have VOLUNTARILY abandoned every other use. I have HEARD PEOPLE SAY they just couldn’t use rainbows anymore because people would think of “gay stuff.”

So I know this is a joke, and a stolen one at that, but you’ve done this to yourselves. If someone is so terrified of being perceived as queer that they will INSTANTLY abandon something they like if it has queer germs on it now or something, then they don’t deserve refracted light.

Maybe help us change the world into a place where being mistaken for queer would be just a thing to chuckle about and you can have refracted light back.

The LGBTQ+ community didn’t steal the rainbow. The straights abandoned it.

candygarnet:

shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,
if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love

starlight-dot-txt:

arachnerd-8-legs:

tilthat:

TIL that after a terrible car accident that put Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, etc.) into a coma, the only thing that woke him up was one of Blanc’s neurologists that asked, “Bugs Bunny, how are you doing today?” He replied, “Myeeeeh. What’s up doc?”

via reddit.com

This further proves that Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God and is not a force to be reckoned with

@cychainix