t8rt0tz:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

auruncushd:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

“i don’t mean to be offensive but–”

great, then don’t. shut up. go outside. eat some grass.

I don’t mean to be offensive but there’s no grass here

hush up and eat a leaf.

pipe down and chase a squirrel. 

Silence thine words and consume a shrubbery

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