on a sincere note though, you guys do know that 22 is not old and 30 is not ancient, right? like yeah by 30 you will hopefully have matured but hearing some of you talk like life ends at 30 is a little worrying. one day, not as far away as it may seem, you will be 30 and you will still be a person with value, you will probably still have a lot of the same interests, you will still use the internet, and you will still be you. you have your whole life ahead of you
Actually I’m going to live to be 29 years, 364 days, 23 hours, and 59 minutes old and then be promptly hit by the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile in the city of Kissimmee, Florida.