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rangerairmide:

nqnqnq:

coolator:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

does nobody on tumblr have friends

For real tho can anybody explain the difference between romantic and platonic friendship, for someone who has neither,

in a romantic relationships you speak latin and your empire falls, and in platonic relationships you speak greek and think about caves

postmarxed:

chauvinistsushi:

writing-prompt-s:

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

6thhouse:

slavery:

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

this is gonna be all of us in fourty years w our amazon echo brain implants

juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE

catceleste:

my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

Beheading

Bat Impressions

Speed Cloning

Bad Ideas

wyrmforge:

ive been getting a lot of shit about how “first it was the clown now it’s venom” and i have to say how could you even put pennywise and venom in the same league pennywise is an incel and venom is a raw unfiltered chad