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cchristtopherr:

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chloromantis:

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phoenixheir:

dumbledavisjr:

je-suis-hetalia:

voradtras:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.

this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story

I’d rather die tbh

Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt

I feel like this could be fun tho

Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?

Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this

I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog

Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox

IT SPEAKS

I DO

hugintheraven:

giada-luna:

dovewithscales:

hyratel:

dovewithscales:

messy-scandinoodle:

dovewithscales:

virtuous-thing:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

heartgemsona:

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

This post is a journey

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits.

Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses.

Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

I MEAN where’s the lie

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this?

Everyone: Australia.

Reblogging for that last exchange.

@shanastoryteller

penfairy:

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise 🙂

lotrlocked:

antiblackness:

antiblackness:

twofingerswhiskey:

falling-towers:

mindfulwrath:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

jstor:

alexander-the-adequate:

jstor:

mizstorge:

newborndropletsofice:

thoodleoo:

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

“thinkshame” is officially the greatest word we’ve come up with as a species.

@jstor

BRB, figuring out a way to work “thinkshame” into JSTOR vernacular

Does @jstor’s PR department need more people? You’re the only website I’m on as often as Tumblr. 😘

https://www.ithaka.org/careers 

whateveriblogis:

stoicdaydreamer:

psychic-sara:

iron-spideys:

psychic-sara:

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

do it my dad bought me tickets to infinity war premiere :))

I’m actually gonna try it myself now

I need a FULLTIME JOB

WITH BENEFITS

DO IT!! THE UNIVERSE IS LISTENING! 💫

bitchjerked:

do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows