momnar:

saipng:

squiddleprincess:

saipng:

squiddleprincess:

saipng:

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.

that’s exactly what happens

Time’s up, punk

well sh

Mothers and Fuckers of the jury–

oknstark:

luckyraeve:

general plot of every Thor film so far:

space prince Thor Odinson has a really bad fuckin time. somehow continues to be a pure ray of sunshine.

accurate

thescotchinthenorth:

arthicat:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things – but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

Can someone explain this to me?

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

chuck-mcderp:

passionpeachy:

inside-us-only-stars:

mrmansand:

the-sunshine-cult:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Music is just wiggling air

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.

and color is just wiggling light. thanks for coming to my ted talk 

Artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle

an artist’s best quality: their wiggles

coolcatgroup:

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys