Don’t worry hooman, I am here for you! ❤️
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HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!
For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.
I like that this happens often enough that it is a known problem with this species
me sending my mutuals all my love
feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?
tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier
i cannot tell you how many times this EXACT situation has happened to me
LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because otherwise you are in DANGER of not having little droplets of water in the berries that you can sip like a tiny fairy tea cup
biology power move: chug water and pee at the same time
WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
STOP REBLOGGING THIS
“When you’re in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that’s fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that’s a bee”
-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today
I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping
yea i’m afab (assigned fool at birth)
When I die, bury me with a headstone etched with cryptic text that HEAVILY implies my grave is cursed or that I’m a vampire. Just to give future generations something to have fun with, you know?
this would guarantee that goth kids would chill on my grave and write shitty poetry and punk lyrics about me and that is exactly what I want
