pure:

nomehablen2:

evil-woman:

😇

Summa yall in the notes aren’t even ugly you just have zero charisma and no personality. Ugly people can get play easily IF they have charisma. Gotta work on that self-esteem hunties!!! 😴

queen-of-the-cemetery:

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

curiooftheheart:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

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^Haiku^{^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.}

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nitrosplicer:

thexfiles:

professor who is 16 minutes late and finds their entire class gone: where is my class 

some dude who sits in the back row of class about to invent the if the teacher isn’t here in 15 minutes we can leave rule: oh, you haven’t heard?

I’m an instructor and I know for a fact when I’m 1-2 minutes late my students are saying this about me

and when I was a student, I was one of the people saying it

to this day I still do not know where that rule came from

mindblownie:

in other news today i found out that eddie redmayne has a degree in art history and for his diploma he wrote a 12k words analysis of a picture that’s basically a blue square on a black background; the thing was it was a very unique shade of blue, actually used there for the first time ever; however, being colorblind, i quote, he had no idea what the colour was but well, it looked very pretty to him

and somehow i find this very uplifting i mean if you can pull sth like that off, write a 12k words thesis on a colour you don’t even recognize properly, anything is possible and this is the story of how eddie redmayne officially became my saint patron of high level academic bullshitting

iloveragnarok:

Me: tumblr app bad

Me: hehehe hoo I can drag the circles like a little snake