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catsi:

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….

glumshoe:

succinctlysevered:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

halcyonpilot:

tropiyas:

gghero:

Half of my dash: undertale 2: electric despacito

The other half: super smash bros.: sakurai’s infinity war

the third half: new overwatch lady discourse

forth half: hot neon lady from league

mutantapologist:

Riverdale started in 2017 which is so fake like it feels like it’s been going on since 2015 at least

elionking:

eveshka:

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

thatalteansh-t:

Facts

Hey it’s me the Texas/Memley anon again. I just want to say that even though I live in Florida right now I mailed in my vote back to Texas and supported Beto with everything I had even though I couldn’t do much (being several states away). Even though he didn’t win (and Andrew Gillum lost here in Florida) I always appreciated seeing your Beto posts. They reminded me of all the good people who live in Texas. 1/2

2/2 And even though I am Indescribably Angry that we have to live with
SIX more FUCKING years of the founder of the fucking Tea Party and the
man who shut down the government I have to at least have hope that
things are moving in the right direction.

Jk 3/3 Everyone who voted for Cruz can still fuck right off though

lmao hey Memley anon. im glad to hear you were supporting in florida too!! happy to hear he’s making waves across the nation.

and i agree. Texas was purple this election, which is crazy. i’m still seething with rage and anger, but it’s a step toward a better texas.

and i agree. everyone who voted for cruz can fuck off.