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lots-of-regret:

me, banging on the front door to Area 51: I know y’all have a St. Gasper del Bufalo in there! Don’t make me call the Pope

biteghost:

listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????

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nat-romanoff:

There are three kinds of people

t8rt0tz:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

auruncushd:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

“i don’t mean to be offensive but–”

great, then don’t. shut up. go outside. eat some grass.

I don’t mean to be offensive but there’s no grass here

hush up and eat a leaf.

pipe down and chase a squirrel.

Silence thine words and consume a shrubbery

chrishemswortth:

Chris Hemsworth + Civil War

buddy-berry:

hamsterobsessed:

Molly has a real butterfly on her head!

A magical moment..

phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

libracharm:

imagine making dinner with someone you love,,, drinking wine, listening to music, kissing,, wow

kai-ni:

greglestrade:

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me

other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

brassparker:

brassparker:

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?