jizz-erbreadhouses:

myothertardisisonthemun:

jizz-erbreadhouses:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

do tell

there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They’re created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you’ll probably survive until you’re around 75 unless there’s an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.

alexander:

limnaia:

ask-pigpeter:

mathemagicalmlp:

disneyforprincesses:

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

Someone has no idea how difficult it is to make fabric.

That’s not even getting started on Jack Jack’s suit, which needed to do all of those things at once, and them some.

​where the FUCK is CS, lack of diversity in tech is too real even for a meme

things to normalise

thesnadger:

drst:

atribecalledkwes:

zorrabelle:

alkjira:

wylaneck:

– gay parents
– female masturbation
– guys showing emotion
– they/them pronouns

-periods
-women in positions of power
-gender neutrality
-adoption

-breast feeding

-men supporting each other emotionally

-women’s anger being legitimate

-platonic physical affection, especially between male friends/relatives

-men and women being friends without the implication of romantic/sexual tension, even if both are straight

-crying without being seen as ‘hysterical’

taahko:

taahko:

one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase

its “good morning kings lets get this bread” said while standing in a He Had To Do It To Em pose, for the visual learners in the crowd

nonsensicallycereal:

skiptomy:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

systlin:

jedifish81:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

systlin:

lewd-plants:

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

O’sha. 

Obviously 

THAT’S PERFECT

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly. 

And good steel. Always good steel.

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

BEAUTIFUL