I’m so ready for Halloween so I drew my cat 🎃
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70s Disco moodboard ✨
I asked my brother to stop playing Fortnite and to go to bed because it was late and we need to get up early tomorrow. He told me to go away and leave him alone
Normally I’d have yelled at him but the parenting book I’m reading about troubled teens says I need to not do that, so instead I turned on every wifi-connected device in the house and started streaming about ten videos and downloading 30 new podcasts and now he’s screaming at the screen
“DUDE I DON’T KNOW WHY MY INTERNET IS ACTING LIKE THIS?? WHAT’S HAPPENING” parenting is happening
Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2014
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: It weighs you down. With weight comes momentum. Be an emotional sumo wrestler.
Taurus: Fear the improperly constructed ikea bookshelf. Those who can make working furniture with no instruction are not to be trifled with. Who knows what they could do.
Gemini: A pestilence of violins.
Cancer: The modern world has given birth to a new breed of arcane. You must be careful.
Leo: A common metal wastebasket worn as a helmet makes excellent defense against slashing weapons. This information will be critical.
Virgo: I asked a star for your fortune but all they did was recite the entire script of the godfather II really really fast.
Libra: Death is a gift. A shit gift, but a gift.
Scorpio: Hyperawareness will only show you things you really shouldn’t see, things you cant really comprehend. Not many last long like that.
Ophiuchus: The familiar is safe, comfortable. There is kindness to perfectionism. There is greater adventure still in failure. Do another shot.
Sagittarius: What? Are you just gonna lie there and wait for another steamroller?
Capricorn: Get up early, get donuts for breakfast, watch a hardware store burn down while you finish your coffee. Who knows what the day has for you.
Aquarius: You are there, ever fleeting.
Pisces: Your guardian may be a twisted broken thing, but it protects you all the same. Do it a favor and dont look directly at it. Its shy.
going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material
Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?
Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself
Are you hydrated?
If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic
or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a
well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid
excess caffeine.Have you eaten in the past three hours?
Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something
with protein, not just simple carbs or
high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great
options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy
snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing
down on sweets.Have you stretched your legs in the past day?
If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy
or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk
around the block or building. Even minimal exercise
preps the mind for learning so that you can focus
better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a
change of scenery.Have you said something nice to someone in the
past day?Do so, whether online or in person. Make it
genuine! We bet your study partner would
appreciate a compliment.Have you moved your body to music in the past
day?If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite
tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the
length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus)Have you cuddled a living being in the past two
days?If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from
friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the
cuddles too; you’re not imposing.Have you started or changed any medications in the
past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a
change in generic prescription brand?That may be screwing with your head. Give things a
few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle
down.If daytime: are you dressed?
If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give
yourself permission to wear something special,
whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress.If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but
resisting going to sleep?Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy
bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your
eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing
deeper with every breath- no electronic screens
allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress
management.Do you feel ineffective?
Pause right now and get something small completed,
whether it’s responding to an email, loading the
dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!Do you feel unattractive?
Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how
great you look. You are always insta-worthy.Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?
Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a
game plan for the day. If a particular decision or
problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside
for now, and pick something else that seems doable.
Right now, the important part is to break through
that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial.Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically,
emotionally, socially, or intellectually?That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give
yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical
rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some
silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing
yourself is never time “wasted!”Have you waited a week?
Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we
can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and
there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep
yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and
see if you still feel the same way then.
You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.

