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faunigraphic:

queenixx:

thelittlemerms:

pixie-tot:

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

moonlit-crows:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i-hate-get-help:

zeradose:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i want a turn in the dark sarcophagus

Mom said it’s my turn in the dark sarcophagus

What if said sarcophagus is not only black and spooky, but filled with mysterious red goop people want to drink?

https://www.sciencealert.com/now-people-want-to-drink-the-ancient-juice-from-inside-that-mysterious-black-2-000-year-old-sarcophagus-egypt-petition

why do you think i want a turn

That’s not a sarcophagus it’s a supersized Egyptian Blast Capri Sun™️

I cannot believe you said this and i considered it appropriate to reblog