3. rant. just do it
I HATE WHITE CHOCOLATE. it’s not real chocolate. it’s the bastard of the confection family. fuck white chocolate.
10. name a dog
I already named Gus so now I name my best friend @bornunderabachsign‘s dog Nelly!!!
35. what does home mean to you?
you know that phrase “home is where the heart is”? that. its cliche, but i think it’s true. home is where the heart is. home is where you can 100% let your barriers down and just be you.
this radiates such chill chaos
if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this
hey I live near here and I can 100% tell everyone that I once thought it was so strange most people did not know what alien jerky is
wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard
“Polar bears love boiling to death actually. I saw one eating literal garbage the other day, they love it.”
Me, a sensible boy: They’re fictional characters and don’t actually have feelings, they’re programmed to love you and you can always see them again.
My caveman brain: YOU’VE BONDED WITH THEM.
what the hell
I have a feeling this is very specifically aimed at poor kids of colour, but I’m also just in general pissed at how hateful people are to older kids trick or treating. Seriously, what does it fucking matter?!
A fine or jail time? Seriously, the fuck?
How to tell time back in the medieval ages
love-the-weirdo-in-the-closet:
The Rise of Netflix Competitors Has Pushed Consumers Back Toward Piracy
You know, it’s almost like that was the fucking problem in the first place you stupid bastards
the absolute need for every online video platform to become just like cable tv despite the fact their success comes from not being like cable tv is just overwhelming
Netflix: Alright guys, we have a fantastic model going! Piracy is down, subscriptions are up, everyone’s making money with these contracts for your show’s streaming rights, and viewers are getting a ton of great content they enjoy. Everybody wins!
Morons: But what if we had our own streaming service just for our content?
Netflix: …I mean in-theory that would work at first, but if everyone’s content was suddenly 100% exclusive and you have to get a dozen subscriptions to a dozen proprietary streaming services just to watch three shows, that defeats a lot of the val–
Morons: And we could charge more than Netflix and Hulu too! We could make even more money!
Netflix: Well at a certain point you’re going to start charging more than people are willing to pay and you’ll start losing more money than you’ll gain. We’ve been doing this since 1997 so we have a pretty good idea of–
Morons: *create streaming sites for every single fucking studio that all charge more money than their content is worth, saturating the market with too many options, almost all of which have too little content to justify their price*
Consumers: Yeah fuck this
Morons: I knew streaming was a dead-end. It never could’ve worked
Netflix: But we were making money! It was working before you fuckers killed the goose laying golden eggs!
Morons: Yeah, but when we wanted more money, it stopped working, and we’re too good at business to make bad decisions, so clearly it was streaming itself that wasn’t working. It’s not our fault the goose couldn’t keep laying eggs after we ate it!
Netflix: What the fuck is wrong with you people
Everything is wrong with people
The free market?? Sabotaging itself??? More likely than you’d think
- who’s your celebrity crush?
- are you single or taken?
- rant. just do it
- do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?
- how many accounts do you have?
- how many pairs of shoes do you have?
- opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)
- how many accounts do you follow?
- favorite brand of clothing?
- name a dog
- what unusual talent do you have?
- what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?
- ever prank called a store?
- what’s your coffee order?
- what’s a question do you constantly get asked?
- if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?
- google the top song from the year you were born
- rant about your favorite musician
- what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?
- describe your blog in 3-5 words
- what’s a conspiracy you believe in?
- if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?
- if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?
- can you dance? sing?
- what’s something you can’t stop buying?
- crowds or small groups?
- how long before a trip do you pack?
- what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?
- what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?
- if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?
- you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?
- how old do you get mistaken for?
- what do you think about a lot
- do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?
- what does home mean to you?
- what do you think you’d be arrested for?
- have you ever been called down to the principals office?
- post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted
- describe your aesthetic
- answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation
an official d&d sourcebook: Dragons like to draw stars around their own names to show how important they are
“Important ideas are emphasized in spoken Draconic by stressing the beginning and end of the word. In the written form, important words are marked with a special symbol of six lines radiating outward, similar to an asterisk *. This device is most often used by dragons when referring to themselves.”
I aspire to this level of Extra
“No, brave heroes! Come no further…”
“This cave is occupied by an ancient dragon called… *~*flamedrake69*~*…”
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