when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the ****’
are you okay
Am I Ever?
how did you reblog this with the old format and bleep my fuck
i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?
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this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time
Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.
Reminds me of my mom getting remarried several years ago, for about a weekend – dude waited until after the wedding to tell her he expected her at waiting at home with dinner waiting when he finished work.
I dunno, like I get that this version of manhood is “normal” but goddamn is it the most brittle, contemptable fuckin thing
When I was in college, we went to Albuquerque to visit my grandfather. We were just sitting on his patio, chatting, when he randomly looks at me and says, “You should pretend not to be smart so you can get a boyfriend.” I sat there, shocked at what he said, and he turns to my brother and demands, “Aren’t I right?” My brother looked at me all apologetic and goes, “When a girl pretends she’s not smart, I can tell, but I like it anyway because it shows she cares about me.”
My dad was there too. He just sat there, completely silent.
The only thing worse than being lonely is being lonely in a relationship.
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