thewitchystuff:

September is here and so is Virgo’s month! Try it this near full moon! *:・゚✧

The potion can vary on quantities depending on how much you want to do. This should make it for a couple of glasses.

When you wake up (after drinking the potion and going to sleep) make sure to write your dreams first thing in the morning. A Glimpse of the future should have appeared in  them! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ More Zodiac Potions: here

magatronix:

kceyagi:

its-a-harlequinade:

manintolerant:

Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

hey yall dumb fucks reblogging this and yapping about how, ur life is actually super hard as a younger sibling…

the ‘eldest sisters are oppressed’ thing is based on the fact that the oldest girls in many families are, a lot of the time, drafted into watching her younger siblings to the point that shes more of a young third parent than a kid anymore. shes expected to be incredibly responsible while her younger siblings get to make mistakes. she get to do more housework than her father because apparently men shouldn’t have to watch laundry.

op is obviously referring to the ways in which older sisters ( nope not brothers) are forced into maternal roles by both society and their parents for a number of reasons, not limited to society’s insistence that they must learn to become mothers early. theres also the fact that many families both need and cant afford childcare. this idea that an oldest sister is free childcare is bullshit.

There’s a book called “The Eldest Daughter Effect” that goes into detail about this. And it applies to the oldest daughter so even if the oldest child is a boy and the second child is a daughter, she is the one who ends up getting all that extra pressure and responsibilities for younger siblings. 

*sips tea* Sounds about right.

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

jumpingjacktrash:

jumpingjacktrash:

unpretty:

tl;dr this woman was hearing creepy phantom nursery rhymes every night and it turned out to be a local industrial building’s alarm system, being triggered by spiders on the motion detectors

which is all well and good but “we investigated the creepy nursery rhymes, and it turns out it’s spiders” is one hell of a true statement

why is your alarm system a creepy child singing about an old man’s death

england ur messed up

now that i have read the article: i revise my opinion, england ur clever af. it’s a theft deterrent system. it’s intended to creep the ever living fuck out of anyone sneaking onto the business park grounds after hours.

unfortunately, they had their motion detector set so that spiders walking across the lenses set it off.

no word on whether the spiders found the singing creepy.

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

marigoldwitch:

alicetookadrink:

do-not-touch-my-food:

1 – gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click

2 – gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

3 – gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not

4 – gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click

*opens 4 new tabs*

the cat litter one makes little noises after you click it and it’s so cute.

girls4thor:

petermaximoff:

girls4thor:

thor would like one direction 

when one direction said “lets pray we stay young, stay made of lighting” in Girl Almighty? that was an ode to thor

I mean 1ds most famous lyric .. “baby u light(ning) up my world like no one else .. the way that u flip your hair gets me overwhelmed…” was obviously about Thor. U just couldn’t hear the whole word bc Niall sang it and u know … it was the 1st album… they turned his mic off

skaletal:

self-critical-automaton:

critical-perspective:

terminallydepraved:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC – 43 BC

sanguinarysanguinity:

profeminist:

rosecityriveters:

themasculinevoice:

revengeoftehblackbirb:

tami-taylors-hair:

maritsa-met:

goalsandpriorities:

That 2017 #look

On the other side of the dressy scale there was a 7 months pregnant lawyer sitting on the floor at IAD

At O’Hare there was a lawyer who was about five minutes away from giving birth sitting there in her sweatpants with a sign that said “I’m a lawyer and I speak Hindi/Urdu”. Just her and her sign and supersized tea from McDonalds. 

I’ll say it again. MOSTLY WOMEN.

Why does their being mostly women matter?

Because, statistically speaking, 64% of lawyers in the United States are men, meaning that the majority of the demographic showing up should reflect this.
It is also interesting to note that only 27% of American born lawyers are female- that means that a lot of these women are likely immigrants or foreign born.
We have a majority of women showing up in a field where they are a minority; women who dropped everything to help defend human rights and the country.
There’s no cis-male equivalency to pregnancy, but if you fail to see the importance and stength of a woman who might feasibly go into labour at any second still standing up for what is right and good whilst the majority of politicians are cowering, then I can’t help you.

Why most of the lawyers you see battling Trump’s immigration order are women

“I have been working non-stop for three
days and I have not made a penny,” [said a female lawyer who had been at a Texas airport and asked not to be quoted by name]. A friend, who is a male
immigration lawyer, went on vacation over the weekend, she said, because
he felt it wouldn’t be lucrative. “Male immigration lawyers look at
this and say ‘This is not a business opportunity for me,’” she said.