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itisibitch:

viralthings:

I am half Scottish and half Japanese- I hand-sewed this kimono from men’s dress shirts and boxer shorts.

What did she do: THAT
Who is she: THAT BITCH

dearbluetravelers:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bipolar-bubbeleh:

thesaltyspice:

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.

all you goyim I follow – I see you reblogging this and it warms me.

The way the notes keep climbing on this post is amazing ❤

[ID: a blue user box which reads “this user strongly supports the Jewish community. To the left is a blue Star of David.]

literallyaflame:

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

redpaperowl:

accessiblecoldtimes:

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

banzai-jinto:

nostalgebraist:

Welcome to … the chess Expanded Universe

(Wikipedia)

chess had DLC this whole time and nobody told me??

sensei-wrong:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

Depends on who’s asking

bonfireheart94:

enceladys:

trippyspice:

candiikismet:

adagalore:

ultimate-fandom-freak:

m–ood:

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

@candiikismet

OH MY GODDDDDD!!!!

Someone ANSWER ME: CAN I OWN A PET OTTER?!!!!!!

@enceladys

i would die for him

Oh my gosh!!!!!!

tumblrrr:

parks-and-rex2:

americanisedcanadian:

childhoodruiner:

ann-fortunately:

childhoodruiner:

parks-and-rex:

black-sexcellence:

parks-and-rex:

magic-metal:

childhoodruiner:

marvel:

iwontapologize:

this tumblr mass deletion thing is like the avengers infinity war of the internet

the snappening

#thesnappening

@staff is thanos

Staff:

Us: “Why didn’t you just get rid of the pedos, porn bots and nazis?”

Staff:

Us:

Join the fight

tumblr be like

This fucked me up tbh. Seeing your fav blogs get deleted.

@staff

https://www.change.org/p/tumblr-get-tumblr-to-actually-do-something-useful

intheheightsandfluff:

my question is, does Mamma Mia take place in

1) a universe where ABBA doesn’t exist and they’re just making up the songs as they go?

2) a universe where ABBA DOES exist and everyone has rehearsed and memorized all of their songs just in case the situation arises where they might need one?

beardymagoo:

smoochuu:

microtear:

ventrue:

advanced-procrastination:

crunchbuttsteak:

Capital classes: I wonder why “eat the rich” and guillotine jokes are so popular among millennials?

Also Capitalists:

EAT

THE

RICH

good god

*doxxes my bosses if they ever say i should think along these lines*

“i cancelled my vacation plans i’d rather be at work” do_you_smoke_crack.jpg

Sometimes I am criticized in conversations with co-workers as a “mercenary” because I am militant about not giving anything for free.

Well let me tell you, I wasn’t born that way. I have actually said and done some of the things above. I’ve cancelled vacations. I’ve taken pay cuts to stay somewhere out of misplaced sense of loyalty. I’ve taken a pay cut to give my department the resources I felt it needed to succeed. Do you know what happens to an employer who has an employee like this? They take it for granted. Always. They just start to accept it as the norm.

I’m all done with this shit. I don’t work for free. I don’t give my time away. Fuck you, pay me.

Eat the rich.