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over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
The fanfic: repeating the same thing you just said or asking a stupid question that I know the answer to because I’m terrified of fucking up
Middle school dances nowadays probably look exactly like a fortnite lobby.
God I wish I knew what this meant
I wish to God i fucking didnt.
Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross
An old fashioned doctor’s leech jar
Bringing this out in the middle of my dinner party while the guests bang their fists on the table.
You can picture their smiles!
My heart expanded three sizes in the three seconds it took to process this!
Well, get me out of this one. I can’t. Get me out! I can’t. What?
this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes
FRESH PEACH PIE
