Sardonyx and Smoky Quartz remind us that all bodies, big and small, are capable of amazing things in this new Dove commercial!
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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Mischa Pelz, 1953.
whatever locks him up is still a win but holy shit believe women or eventually you’ll see it yourself
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.
if you don’t listen to abba… get well soon i guess
Modern Monopoly (the boardgame)
Has spaces for amazon, nestle, comcast, etc. Chance cards say things like, “Net Neutrality is dead. All players must pay 30$ to person who owns the Verizon space on next roll to advance, or skip one turn. If no one owns verizon, pay bank.” Or “you got laid off! Proceed back 20 spaces and pay bills for wherever you land.” Or “you just got caught with a joint. Proceed to mass incarceration. Skip three turns or pay bail of $1000 dollars upon next turn.” Or “your friend just bought you lunch, and you are invigorated! Advance 3 spaces and collect 5$ dollars extra when you next pass go!”
The game starts with everyone rolling the dice and then getting their starting cash in numerical order. So if you roll a 1 you get the most money and a property card, if you roll a 6 you get 50$ and skip the first turn.
“Congrats! You were born a privileged white guy! Multiply all positive things by 7 and pay only 30% of all fees. You never go to jail for weed.”
hey guys unpopular opinion but you’re not a bad person if you don’t care about every bad thing happening in the world all the time, or if you do care but you’re not constantly reblogging posts spreading awareness and information
it’s okay if you’re just on tumblr to have fun and reblog things you like or that make you happy.
humans aren’t made to process trauma and suffering on a worldwide scale without any breaks whatsoever & the internet has created an unprecedented access to bad news so please never feel guilty for scrolling past it because you can’t process it! and you’re not doing anything wrong & there’s no need to feel guilty
can’t wait to get fucking smashed while hot potato plays in the background
catch me in the pit during fruit salad
this is so fucking funny omg
Puts a salt circle around my Tumblr to protect it from being followed by porn blogs and bots.
