thatonenerdtm:

steg-o-sore-us:

fbi-agent-in-training:

senpaimarco:

  • don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger
  • i do not care what the trigger is
  • i will tag it for you
  • you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it
  • and i am not one to question those reasons
  • so just send me an ask
  • anonymous if you’re scared
  • and i will tag it all the time in future
  • your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
  • don’t ever feel bad if i dont remember to tag it
  • i might be on mobile
  • i might be dumb
  • i might have forgotten
  • just send me an ask
  • anon if you’re scared
  • i’ll correct it
  • your wellbeing is worth twenty extra seconds of my time at least
  • if you don’t want to say publicly, dm me!
  • and also tag me to the post if you can

^^^^^^^^

voidbat:

ivankitsune:

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

I’ve actually played the default iPhone ringtone at full blast at Jo-Ann’s during a quick shopping trip.  Just so I could make them slow down to dig their purses out from under a giant pile of bulk fabric, so I could get to the only open checkout lane with my ten items before I had to spend half an hour waiting for them.

I am, in fact, going to hell. But I’m having fun on the way I guess.

…you’re a fucking genius.

lesbianshadowcat:

lesbianshadowcat:

thor has something for everybody…if you are attracted to men he is perfect boyfriend material. if you are not he is just a big nice man who respects women & smiles a lot. he lifts weights all day to get good at hugging

i wrote the second part totally forgetting about straight men uhhh he has muscles and he probably knows about sports. whatever yall are into