snapchat: you won’t believe what was caught on video in iowa! me: it’s a fecking tornado you heathens. that’s it. not a game changer. take a chill pill.

dysfunctionalqueer:

gallusrostromegalus:

systlin:

tia-la-reina:

systlin:

queerenbian:

systlin:

A normal midwestern response to tornadoes; 

TRUTH

“It’s not even headed this way, we’re fine. Oh look, there goes the Johnson’s barn.” 

This is how Californians react to earthquakes.

My sister and her boyfriend just moved to CA, and apparently there was a minor tremor. 

And yep, they were freaking out, and the native Californians just automatically compensated for the shaking and kept walking like they didn’t even notice it. 

Everyone becomes acclimated to their local disasters, much to the worry of everyone not from the area. California is dulled to the earth splitting open and potentially toppling buildings, the Midwest doesn’t worry about the concentrated meteorological befuckeners, the south throws actual themes parties when the largest storm systems on Earth come to town, and I know I am not nearly cautious enough about fires and large wildlife

The important thing is, if you have occasion to witness one of your local disasters with a nonlocal friend, to take thier perspective and concerns seriously, as they haven’t developed the carelessness you have.

And then act like a stone cold badass in front of them because we so rarely get that opportunity. Just don’t get trampled.

The cart runners shoes were melting into the asphalt in the 112 degree heat at my job so the manager had us put our feet in paper bags so they wouldn’t melt as fast.

rabbitrah:

starprincejimin:

god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will

w … wh … where’s the rest of the essay, op? 

queenofslash:

weird-and-queer-chaos:

queenofslash:

please for the love of god everyone even if you hate doctor who, PLEASE watch Jodie’s first episode so those smug little neck beard men who say she’s gonna flop will be fucking obliterated, do it for women everywhere!!!

honestly I used to be super into the show but my Interest kinda dropped with the 11th doctor but my interest is back with Jodie in the mix e.g. the 12th doctor also I ligit dono why everyone’s gata get all hot and bothered I mean one the doctor him self has stated he could come back as a woman the master came back as a woman it’s really not that big of a deal in universe annnnnd irl I think its grate that Jodie is getting this chance for her career so like y’all sexist mofos can go fuck your selfs

same!! I stopped watching half way through 11 because it was just so stupid, but I’m well into it again now